"I thought an ax murderer had broken in and eaten you and waited for me" -Roomie
"Wait, how did the ax murderer get in?"-Me
"I don't know through the window?"-Roomie
My roomie went out to go pee, and I was bored so I decided that I would try and scare her. So this is what I did, expecting a different reaction out of her, I was bent down, had my hands up and was making a weird face. I was in front of our dorm door so that when she open it to come back to bed she would see me and jump and say something like OMG! Instead she saw me, shrieked and came and locked our door. Then threatened to beat me with her kendo sword. Fun times in my dorm. Later while watching my movie Seven Pounds, she was ranting on and on about the hatred she felt in her heart for me and how she will kick me in the face next time I do that, note to self: never pull prank again. Anyways, later after that she rambled about how I keep scaring her and so on and so forth, and I told her about this blog, and Roomie you can stop saying do it you won't because I did. HAHA!
Fedora and Lip Ring and Jew and Secret Lover -Just for you roomie :)
-Bexx
