I asked her like quite often about her lovers and tonight she asked me to come up with one specifically with her one lover, Fedora. So here was my would you rather for her.
Me: Roomie would you rather have a really amazing drunken night with Fedora canoodling and come to find out that you are pregnant and have to keep it because you don't believe in abortion.
Roomie: Do I at least remember it?
Me: Yes you remember it.
Roomie: (interrupting) Can't I just take the morning after pill?
Me: No because Jesus put that baby in you!
Roomie: (interrupting again.) No 'Fedora' did!
Me: Well Jesus made 'Fedora' put it in you.
Roomie: Ok fine! Moving on.
Me: Or would you rather spend the rest of your life with 'Fedora' and have 10 kids...
Roomie: TEN KIDS??? Can I at least give them up for adoption??
Me: NO...you have to keep them all...
Roomie: *grumble* Am I at least rich?
Me: ...Yes...
Roomie: Can I afford a nanny to take care of the kids??
Me: Yes...but you have to spend an hour a day with them...
Roomie: Wait...an hour per kid...or an hour for all of them??
Me: An hour per kid...
Roomie: THAT'S TEN HOURS A DAY!!! Why can't the nanny do it?
Me: You need to spend time with your kids...
Roomie: *mumble* Not that much time...
Me: Fine...we can change it to half an hour a day per child...then it's only 5 hours a day
Roomie: But that leaves no time for me!!
Me: That gives you from the time you come home to the time the kids go to bed...WAIT you're a stay at home mom, that gives you all day!
Roomie: But...what about 'Fedora?' What does he do??
Me: He's the CEO of some big company....
Roomie: Um...huh....
Me: Fine! he's the CEO of Google....
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| photoshopped by the lovely Roomie |
So that my friends was a lovely game of would you rather with my wonderful Roomie!
-Bexx
