My Boobs are too big! *said like the cartoon who says My spoon is too big*
Me: I was looking for the answer in your face! You ruined it Roomie, You ruined the romance!
Roomie: *serious face* No, I won't marry you.
Superpower of the day: The ability to toast things with my mind.
She's like seriously narcissistic. She has issues. She like welcomes her demise. *In reference to The Last Unicorn.*
--My roomie is licking her plate of parm cheese that was on a Matzos cracker she had been eating.--
*lick, nom, lick, nom*
--Ok my roomie sounds like really crazy right now. She is talking to herself and quoting things from the movie she is watching...last quote she said,-- He is a true magician.
I would bite you, except that would be awkward, unless it's a Jew then it's socially acceptable.
I have a great idea! *Holds up a cork screw from my swiss army knife* Stick this in the coils down there. *pointing to my toaster oven*
You forgive me for burning you luffas?
Me: *concerned look*
You are gonna look for all your luffas now and see which one is burnt aren't you? Just do me a favor when you get home, check all your luffas.
I'm not crazy today, I just had a really good Orthodox Class.
I need something with Peanut butter in it. Oh, hey a Bible.
This skirt is the sweat pants of summer.
Oh my god! A red bull! It's gonna kill the Unicorn! Look *shows me* I'm not kidding it's gonna kill the flippin' unicorn. RUN! Wait...why is there a red bull?
*Puts head phones near mouth, then drops them* I keep forgetting not put these in my mouth, they're disgusting.
--Ok my roomie knows I'm doing this and she still isn't watching her mouth--Let me run around naked and run into trees.
I need to change my name. *Looks at me* It's not funny, I'm serious.
oh purr purr. do that, do that. That be nice.
