Mass Kool Aid Suicide

So the past few days my friend Nova has been spending time at my house. It has been a blast. Well today has been amazing. 
We went swimming today in the pool with the kids. First off it's my triplet siblings and they are always a riot and a half. Well today after swimming we got out and Nova was laying in the hammock. I pulled a chair over and sat with her. The kids asked "What would your name be if you had no name?" My response was "No name." My little brother CJ laughed and replied "No it would be donut, I want to be called donut!" So from that point on he wanted to be called Donut. Then the other two decided they wanted to change there names too. Josie changed hers to Heart and Colwyn to Cupcake. So Nova and I decided to change ours as well, we are now Buttercup (Nova) and Lalapalozza (Me). Life is great :)
Tonight Nova and I went out to Wally World to buy stuff for my preggers cat. We took my dog Bella with us, we were originally going to go to the pet store but both of them closed. We left Bella in the car and as we were walking in I told Nova that I felt bad for having to leave her in the car. As I said that my dog honked the car horn, NO LIE! 
When we got home my mom was in the kitchen and told us she was going to get juice. I told her it tasted narsty and to try it before she poured a whole glass. She tried it and was like ewwwwey gross, what is it. I told her mix aid and kool aid. She was like you idiot you are supposed to put sugar in it. I laughed and said oops. She was like if you made Nova drink that she isnt gonna want to come back. Nova replied yea i did want to come back until I drank the kool aid. I told her good thing you didnt, I was planning a mass suicide with the kool aid. And Nova said I thought your family was like a cult and that is why you and your neighbors are so close. 
Finally, there was an incident while i was at college involving a fire. It was a wrong place wrong time kind of deal. Well I got an email from the dean today with the information and telling me I was being fined 50$ and that hopefully I can make changes to my life and become a good citizen. Well you know what dean, thanks to you, you can shove your words and your Christian institution UP YOUR ASS! I am a good citizen and a responsible person. There is a reason you didnt hear about me up until that point, because I am good kid. 
That is all for tonight. I'll try to blog more :)